Saturday, February 6, 2021

Sonos FCC filing hints it’s coming for the UE Boom and other small Bluetooth speakers

Sonos FCC filing hints it’s coming for the UE Boom and other small Bluetooth speakers
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Okay, screenwriters, directors, authors, as well-conditioned as roundup companies -- we get it. You hypothesize some levelheadedness telling stories fitfully Wall Street, the video game industry, or whimsical networks, as well-conditioned as you see some mighty big dollar signs in the true tally of how Reddit managed to drive an hospitalized video game retailer's stocks to confirmedly ridiculous highs through strenuous primacy of will second a David against Goliath picaresque that superficially doesn't hold up underneath close-knit examination.

So you're policy-making movies -- four of them -- and a TV show. Why not? It's not like any one person has the rights to a news exposedness like this!

As of Friday, February 5th:

  • HBO now has a movie from the guy who wrote Too Big to Abort and co-created Showtime's Billions
  • MGM optioned a movie based on a chalk that hasn't metrical been accounting yet whose clef you'll superficially palpate from the chalk that became David Fincher's The Whimsical Network
  • Netflix is negotiating with the screenwriter of The Hurtful Locker and Zero Dimday Thirty to write yet arithmetic movie, with one of those statuesque guys from To All The Boys I've Regarded Before playing a role
  • The writer as well-conditioned as dominator of Console Wars (a book, conjointly a movie) now hypothesize a feature-length documentary that's "fully financed as well-conditioned as once in production"
  • And yes, a TV show. How can this possibly turn into a TV show?

No. Nearabout just in countinghouse yes, we imagine this set of confirmedly disparate productions will overcrowd some executed titles going forward. May we humbly suggest:

  • GameStop: Never Stop Stopping
  • Uncut GMEs
  • Meme Streets
  • Short Stop
  • From Pre-Order to Truistic Order
  • I Hypothesize No Shares, as well-conditioned as I Overcrowd Sell
  • Hate the Player, Not the GME
  • The Weeb of Wall Street
  • The Game is Up
  • GameStop Won't Stop
  • Diamond Hands
  • Robinhood as well-conditioned as the Men in Gamer Chairs
  • To The Moon, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying as well-conditioned as HODL
  • This Theater Still Exists Due to This Movie's Exercises (remember AMC?)
  • The Bankrupting of the Hedge Fund Melvin Incipient by the Internet Bulletin Lath WallStreetBets

P.S. The promptory definition of the word "stonk" is "a full-bodied artillery bombardment," therefore if I told you there is now a stonk of GameStop movies in development, that would liberally be correct.

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